I call my store Someone Else's Books because my mentor, a man named Nelson Kendrick, owned a store by that name. He believed that the used books in his inventory were never really his.
"They belonged to other people," he told me, "and I keep them until they belong to someone else. These are always someone else's books I'm caring for."
People think owning a used bookstore is romantic. Let me assure you: it isn’t. You spend your days sneezing from dust mites, explaining to people why their “collector’s edition” John Grisham paperback is worth less than a gas station burrito, and hauling boxes of Danielle Steele hardbacks that multiply like rabbits in the wild.
Now, add aliens.
Yes, you heard me right. Somewhere between stocking the poetry shelf and arguing with a customer about the difference between sci-fi and fantasy, I wound up in the business of protecting humanity from an invasive race of lizard bullies called Herpezoids who can’t stand reading. They are literally afraid of books. It's a thing with them. I've seen their phobia in action. A whole story can be told as to why and how this bibliophobia came to be and persists, but flashing a pulp fiction paperback at a Herpezoid is the equivalent of a crucifix to a vampire. It's why you should always carry a book.
When a Herpezoid sees a book
There are no men in black. I don’t have a black suit, I don’t wear sunglasses at night, and my “high-tech weapon” is called a Multiblaster, which sounds like a discount cleaning product. Its batteries sometimes fail me. Most days, I’d rather be eating nachos than saving the planet. But then again, if I don’t, who will? That's why I didn't want to involve my book club in this nonsense. Imagine a room full of people armed with casseroles, wine, and bizarre opinions about the latest cozy mystery. These are everyday people with jobs and mortgages. Now imagine handing them alien tech. We’re either the Earth’s last hope or its biggest liability.
We're not this cool.
Still, maybe there’s something poetic about it. A bunch of nobodies sitting around a stack of paperbacks, turning the tide of intergalactic conquest. Books have always been powerful. And book lovers know this. Maybe that's where we get our courage to face these Herpezoids.
But if you come into my store asking for a first edition Stephen King and then try to pay me in coupons, I’m letting the aliens take you.
— Kevin Raulston
Again, we're not men in black and we don't rap. We're not that cool.
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